3 men and a lady

3 men and a lady
My wife now have to contend to have 3 men, all of varying sizes, optimistically trying to share the queen size bed with her and her attention. Usually the, smallest one win. If he is lucky, the medium size one would be able to spend the whole night with her while the XXL size one would have to shift to another room. However, by 3 am, when its feeding time, all would have gone to their rightful place, the S size would have won full access to the bed.
Its true, its not the size that matters, its the volume.

Slim